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Podnapisi :: Futurama - Season 2

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Jezik: Angleščina Angleščina

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Objavil: faca5
Datum: 26.06.2008

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S02E10.srt

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Put Your Head on My Shoulders

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Four score and 1145 years ago...

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...our forefathers' foreheads
conceived a new nation.

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This Presidents' Day, we honor the
values my body fought and died for.

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ROBOT:
Values like this new Plymouth V'ger.

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I'm Malfunctioning Eddie...

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...and I'm malfunctioning so badly,
I'm giving these cars away!

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Let's go car shopping! My parents said
if I got B's, they'd buy me a bar.

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I got all C's!

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Mind if I tag along?
My ass needs servicing.

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This says it could catch fire
in a collision.

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No wonder you're
at the end of conga lines.

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S02E05.srt

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ANNOUNCER: Futurama is brought to you
by Glagnar's Human Rinds.

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It's a Bunch-a-Munch-a-
Crunch-a-Humans!

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I Second That Emotion

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Somebody likes snouts.

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Is it me?

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[SINGS]

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Oh, my head! My precious head!

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Stupid can opener! You killed
my father and now you want me!

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- You all right, Bender?
- I guess so.

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But why do we keep this time bomb
around for that dumb animal?

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Don't yell at him.
You hurt his feelings.

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- Come on, pet him and make up.
- No.

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I said, pet him.

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I'll pet

S02E06.srt

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Horsie to Pointy Guy Six.

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- Check.
- Hmm.

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Get him, boys!

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Good move.

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Brannigan Begins Again

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PROFESSOR:
Good news.

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We have a mission to further
intergalactic peace.

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- Nope. Watching cartoons.
- Sorry.

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What's the mission?

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A delivery for the Democratic
Order of Planets.

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What's that?

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- It's like the United Nations.
- Uh... .

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- Like the Federation from Star Trek.
- Oh.

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Tonight's the ribbon cutting
for DOOP's new base.

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- What are we delivering?
- Someth

S02E07.srt

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A Head in the Polls

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NARRATOR: You're entering the vicinity
of an area adjacent to a location.

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A place you might find a monster
or weird mirror.

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These are examples.
It could be much better.

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Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

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Per your request, please find enclosed
the last man on earth.

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Finally, solitude.
I can read books for all eternity.

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It's not fair.
It's not fair!

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Wait, my eyes aren't that bad.
I can read the large print books.

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It's not...!
Well, lucky I can read braille.

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Hey, look, a weird mirror.

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S02E08.srt

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Xmas Story

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Conan O'Brien 's head!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Let's get started. Max, play me over.

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Aaah! Someone forgot to feed Max!

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So, people are getting pretty worried
about this Y2K problem, huh?

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BENDER:
No! They fixed that 900 years ago!

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Just bear with me.
I'm walking to work this morning...

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I doubt it!

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Listen, I may have lost my freakishly
long legs in the War of 201 2...

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...but I've still got something
you'll never have: a soul!

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- Eh.
- And freckles!

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Well, I'm out of material.

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S02E09.srt

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Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

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JINGLE SINGERS:
Call Robo-Rooter if you flush a towel

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We also help with an impacted bowel

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JINGLE SINGERS:
Robo-Rooter

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Now this is progress:

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A self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog.

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Let's just pray I have the energy
to get another beer.

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What is this, the Middle Ages?

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Look at you.

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- You've become a fat sack of crap.
- Sack?

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Bender, your beer belly's so big
your door won't close.

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- And that doesn't make sense.
- You're coming to the gym.

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The gym? Excellent! Excellent!

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S02E19.srt

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Mother's Day

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In sports, Yankees ' fifth blurnsman,
William Woo...

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... is out with an injured knee.

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So, humans have easily injured knees.

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My race will find this information
very useful, indeed.

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And finally, today is Mother's Day:
A sentimental occasion...

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... when robots honor Mom...

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... the owner of Mom's
Friendly Robot Company.

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Across Earth, robots built in Mom's
factories...

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... are buying gifts for the sweet tycoon
who brought them into the world.

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- This originates from the heart.
- It's

S02E11.srt

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Futurama is brought to you by...

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... Arachno Spores,
the fatal spore with the funny name.

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Lesser of Two Evils

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Cop Department is real.

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The people are not actors.

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Most aren 't even people.

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Come on, man.
I didn 't fire off no laser.

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Then why is there a smoking hole
in your ceiling?

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Crazy upstairs lady's
been shooting down.

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You're on the top floor
of this domicile.

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Get that f* * *ing camera
out of my house!

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Just relax, ma 'am.
Sir? Put do

S02E12.srt

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Raging Bender

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Good news, everyone!
I've taught the toaster to feel love.

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[TOASTER BARKS]

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Hermes returns from
his vacation today.

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- Good morning.
FRY: Hey, Hermes!

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- Yo!
- My man!

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- So how was it?
- Stopover on the Brain Slug planet.

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Hermes liked it so much
he decided to stay.

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Hermes has all the fun.
He's got a Brain Slug on his head!

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- You're gonna get us assimilated.
- Switch to a garlic shampoo.

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Today's mission is to go
to the Brain Slug planet.

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- What'll we do?
- Walk around not wearing a helmet.

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Sounds great, Hermes!
What

S02E13.srt

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Bicyclops Built for Two

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Good news, everyone!

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Several years ago, I tried to log on
to AOL, and it just went through!

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We're online!

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Go ahead, get into these Net Suits.
I designed and tested them myself.

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It smells like burning monkey.

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Oh? I guess when you're around it all
day, you stop noticing. Off you go!

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Hey! Ha!

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Behold! The Internet!!

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My God! It's full of ads!

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[ADS SCREECHING]

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[AMY SHRIEKS]

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Whoa!

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Hi-ya!

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[AD SCREECHES]

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Fo

S02E14.srt

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How Hermes Requisitioned
His Groove Back

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Finally, the last form of the day.

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Welcome to stampy town,
population five.

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And now for the finishing touch.

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The cycle of bureaucracy.

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Sweet gorilla of Manila!
A letter from Central Bureaucracy!

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Attention: You are about to receive
a letter from Central Bureaucracy.

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I?s from Central Bureaucracy!

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I'm playing poker
with friends from my old job.

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Interested?

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I only gamble with chumps.

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- I'll play.
- I'm in!

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Leela. Fry. Robot.

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No matter what, I'm available.

S02E15.srt

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Clone of my Own

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Good news!

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The university is bringing me up
on disciplinary charges.

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Wait, that's not good news.

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Whatever you did, I'm sure
there's a good explanation.

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Yes, but they won't listen.

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Everyone's always in favor
of saving Hitler's brain.

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But when you put it
in the body of a great white shark?

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Suddenly you've gone too far!

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Professor Farnsworth, do you know
why we've called you here today?

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Listen to me, you pompous frauds!

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If I'm going down,
I'm taking you all with me!

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Dean Vernon, I know the truth!

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00:01:15,853 --

S02E16.srt

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Deep South

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Exciting news! The pet license
I requisitioned for Nibbler is here.

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That's sweet.
I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.

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Dream on! I want to put him in a sack,
toss the sack in the river...

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...and hurl the river into space.

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But I like filling out requisitions.
And these were some doozies!

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Great Jah's dreadlocks!
There's been a mix-up.

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This isn't the pet license,
it's a fishing license!

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And it's mandatory!

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FARNSWORTH: The exact center
of the Atlantic Ocean!

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Seems the logical place
for fish to congregate!

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- We're in international waters?
- Indeed so.

13

S02E17.srt

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Bender Gets Made

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BENDER:
I'm gonna see my favorite chef...

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...TV's Elzar! This is the greatest
second of my life!

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No, this one is!

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Wait, that one was worse.

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Ah, so far so good on this one!

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[DRUM ROLL BEGINS]

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ANNOUNCER: Now, here he is:
Chef, restaurateur...

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... author of Cooking Slugs For Dinner
and Cooking Dinner for Slugs...

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... Elzar!

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Yeah!

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BENDER:
All right! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Whoo!

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MAN:
Elzar!

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MAN:
All right!

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Elzar,

S02E18.srt

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ANNOUNCER: Futurama is brought to you
by Molten Boron.

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WOMAN:
Nobody doesn 't like Molten Boron!

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THE PROBLEM WITH POPPLERS

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I hate the Moochers.
They offer you a drink...

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...but their wallet's always
in the other pants...

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...which they borrowed from me!

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Dinner ready?

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The Moochers cleaned out our pantry.

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All they left was baking soda
and capers. And here it is!

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Ugh!

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Great. We're two days from Earth
with no food.

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Fight to the death. I'll cook the
loser. Work his gut. I like it tender.

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Maybe that planet has a dri





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