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Simpsons 2x01 Two_Cars_In_Every_Garage,_Three_Eyes_On_Every_Fish.srt

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Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes On Every Fish

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-So, kids, caught anything?
-Not yet, sir.

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-What do you use for bait?
-My brother's using worms...

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...but I feel tranquility outweighs
catching fish and use nothing.

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-I see. What's your name?
-Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

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I'm Dave Shutton. I'm a reporter
who's on the road a lot.

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In my day, we didn't talk
that way to elders.

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00:02:04,173 --> 00:02:06,687
Well, this is my day, and we do, sir.

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All right! We eat tonight!

10
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Wait a minute.

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One. Two. Three.

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Leave it to old Mary Bailey...

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...to finally do someth

Simpsons 2x02 Simpson_And_Deliah.srt

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Simpson and Delilah

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The capital of North Dakota is
named after what German ruler?

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-Hitler!
-North Dakota?

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Bismarck.

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-Hitler?
-I'm still beating you, boy.

6
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The colors of the Italian flag
are red, white and what?

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-Blue. Red.
-Green.

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-Black, green.

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-Green.
-I was right!

10
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We'll be right back with more
Grade School Challenge.

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I used to think hair loss
was inevitable.

12
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I found Dimoxinil,
the breakthrough in hair regrowth.

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Breakthrough?
There's been a breakthrough?!

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Dimoxinil can help me grow as
mu

Simpsons 2x03 Bart_Gets_An_F.srt

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Bart Gets An F

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Bart, no more interruptions
during Martin's book report.

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Never have I seen a more
noble thing than you, brother.

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I do not care who kills who.

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To catch a fish, to kill a bull,
to make love to a woman.

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To live. I thank you.

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Oh, absolutely brilliant!

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I truly believed you were Hemingway.
Bravo, Martin.

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-Call me Papa.
-Some ketchup for your buns, Papa?

10
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We have time for one more report.
Bart Simpson?

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Is your book report ready?

12
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Is it ready? What a question!
Students, prepare to be dazzled.

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The name of the book that
I rea

Simpsons 2x04 Tree_House_Of_Horror.srt

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Hello, everyone.

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You know, Halloween is a strange
holiday. I don't understand it.

3
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Kids worshiping ghosts,
pretending to be devils...

4
00:00:15,693 --> 00:00:19,572
...things on TV that are
inappropriate for children.

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00:00:19,893 --> 00:00:23,806
Things like the next half-hour.
Nothing bothers my kids.

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00:00:24,053 --> 00:00:28,683
But tonight's show, which I wash
my hands of, is really scary.

7
00:00:28,933 --> 00:00:33,085
If you have sensitive kids, maybe
you should tuck them into bed...

8
00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,893
...instead of writing
us angry letters.

9
00:00:36,133 --> 00:00:38,363
Thanks for your attention.

10
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Tree House of Horror

11
00:01:07,253 --> 00:01:10,563
What a haul this year.
I love Halloween.

12
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Wait a minute.
Let's see what the kids are up to.

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Simpsons 2x05 Dancin'_Homer.srt

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Dancin' Homer

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-So, what happened in Capital City?
-Oh, Barney.

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We're dying of curiosity.

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The only thing worse
than being a loser...

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...is being a guy telling the story
of how he became a loser.

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-I don't want that to happen to me.
-Please, Homer?

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Well, okay.

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It was "Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses
and No-More-Than-Three-Kids Night"...

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...down at Springfield Stadium.

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I think we lost them.
And we're at the ballpark! All right!

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Two birds with one stone!
Okay, everybody out!

12
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Some of the players you see
may make it to the big leagues.

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Simpsons 2x06 Bart_The_Daredevil.srt

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Bart the Daredevil

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Live from Springfield,
the wrestling match of the century!

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-Rasputin, the Friendly Russian.
-Wasn't he the Mad Russian?

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History has changed wrestling,
perhaps forever.

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The challenger from Heidelberg,
Professor Burnabon Brawn. With a "W. "

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Two titans in their prime. This is
going to be one hell of a match!

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I hope you're not
taking this seriously.

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5-year-olds know this is
as choreographed as ballet.

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Rasputin's got the reach, but
the Professor's got his coma lock.

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This is gonna be one hell of a match.

11
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Look at that showoff,
kissing his own muscles.

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H

Simpsons 2x07 Bart_VS_Thanksgiving.srt

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Bart vs. Thanksgiving

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Stop fighting with your sister!

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-She took my glue!
-It's not yours! This is family glue!

4
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Stop it! This is Thanksgiving!

5
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So glue friendly,
or I'll take your glue away!

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This isn't about glue.

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He only wants the glue
because I'm using it.

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-Oh, yeah? Prove it!
-Here.

9
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Hey, man, I don't want
your stupid glue.

10
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Here comes our friend,
Bullwinkle J. Moose.

11
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Bullwinkle's antler's sprung a leak.

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Bullwinkle got a taste
of his own medicine.

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-He certainly did, Bill.
-Wait, what did--?

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-

Simpsons 2x08 Dead_Putting_Society.srt

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Dead Putting Society

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Bust my hump all week. Stupid grass!
Supposed to be the boy's job.

3
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Now, Homer, Bart's working
on his science project.

4
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You heard the lady, Homer.
So please mow quietly. Genius at work.

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One o'clock. Still just a potato.

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Hey, neighbor. The Lord's
given us a beautiful day, huh?

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Hi, Flanders.

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-Doing yard work?
-Who told? Marge, beer me.

9
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Say, Simpson, I've got
some time-release granules...

10
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...that'll get rid
of that crabgrass in half a jiff.

11
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Crabgrass?
What are you talking about? Where?

12
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There, there,
and there's a big patch over there.

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00:02:0

Simpsons 2x09 Itchy_&_Scratchy_&_Marge.srt

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Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

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A dash of rosemary, a smidgen
of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.

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Marge, you make the best
pork chops in the world.

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They're nothing special.
The extra ingredient is care.

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A sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon
of turmeric and a whisper of MSG.

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-I'm gonna build you a spice rack!
-Don't go to all that trouble for me.

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It's no trouble!
I've got a garage full of tools.

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Hey, kids! I spy Itchy and Scratchy
off the port bow!

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-Down in front!
-Shut up, boy.

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They fight and bite
Fight and bite and fight

11
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Fight fight fight, bite bite bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show

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Simpsons 2x10 Bart_Gets_Hit_By_A_Car.srt

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I think the boy's hurt.

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Just give him a nickel
and let's get going!

3
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I think we should call
an ambulance, sir.

4
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Hey, cool. I'm dead!

5
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Please hold on to the handrail.

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Do not spit over the side.

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Aunt Hortense. Great-grandpa Simpson.

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Snowball!

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Do not spit over the side.

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We told you to hold on
to the handrail.

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We asked you not to spit
over the side.

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Howdy, stranger!

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I'm Bart Simpson.
Who the hell are you?

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Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm the devil!

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You've

Simpsons 2x11 One Fish,_Two Fish,_Blowfish,_Blue Fish.srt

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One Fish, Two Fish
Blow Fish, Blue Fish

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-Is it done yet?
-It will be ready in 8 seconds.

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Isn't there anything faster than
a microwave? Four. Three.

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Two. One. Bing!

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We have meat loaf!

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Get it while it's hot, kids.

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I've got a dried-out end piece with
your name on it.

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Thursday. Meat loaf night. As it was,
is now, and ever shall be.

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-Get to the point.
-You want me to be open-minded...

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-...try new things, live life--
-Who said that? Nobody wants that.

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-Shut up!
-Tomorrow night it would be nice...

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-...to go out for dinner.
-Friday? Pork chop night?

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Simpsons 2x12 They_Way_We_Was.srt

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The Way We Was

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Do you have to sit so close?
It'll hurt your eyes.

3
00:00:57,173 --> 00:01:01,246
-It will not.
-Oh, yes, it will.

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Our next movie is McBain...

5
00:01:04,493 --> 00:01:08,566
...a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest
from the Hollywood cookie cutter.

6
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Here's a brainless scene.

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Senator Mendoza is
a respected citizen.

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Yet you ran his limo off a cliff and
drove a bus through his front door?

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I have proof that
he's head of a drug cartel!

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I don't want to hear it, McBain!
You're out of here!

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That makes two of us.

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-All right, McBain!
-Cool!

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"That makes two of us."

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Simpsons 2x13 Homer_VS_Lisa_And_The_8th_Commandment.srt

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Homer vs. Lisa vs. The 8th Commandment

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-Evening, Carver of Graven Images.
-Homer the Thief. How's business?

3
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Been a little slow.
Not much to steal in the desert.

4
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Do not worry. We'll be wandering
out here another two weeks, tops.

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Zohar the Adulterer.
My wife sends her regards.

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-Yes, she's a good woman. Very good.
-Thank you, my lusty friend.

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-Moses is back.
-Quick! Everybody, look busy.

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The Lord has handed down to us
10 commandments by which to live.

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I will read them
in no particular order.

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-"Thou shalt not make graven images."
-Oh, my God!

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-"Thou shalt not commit adultery."
-Well, looks like the party'

Simpsons 2x14 Bart's_Dog_Gets_An_F.srt

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Bart's Dog Gets An F

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No! No!

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Bad dog! Let go!

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Bad Santa's Little Helper! Stop!

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Not the sports section!

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Stupid dog!

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00:01:50,973 --> 00:01:55,285
No! Stay away! This is not for you!
This is Homer food!

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Time to get up, Lisa.
It's a school day.

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00:02:05,773 --> 00:02:08,082
Lisa, you don't look well.

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I'll make it, Mom.
Just tape my lunch box to my hand.

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My, you're burning up.
And your cheeks are so swollen.

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I think you have the mumps.
I'll call Dr. Hibbert.

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-The dog is hungry.
-Well, then, feed him.

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Yes, master.

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You'r

Simpsons 2x15 Principal_Charming.srt

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Principal Charming

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Hey, Homer, did I wake you?

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I'm up! I'm up!

4
00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:04,966
I wanted to tell you
about a new BBQ joint.

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00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:06,401
Oh, BBQ!

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00:01:06,613 --> 00:01:10,208
It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless
BBQ Pit.

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I can still taste the sauce.
And get this:

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-It's all-you-can-eat!
-This is like some beautiful dream!

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And one and two and
three and reach...

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...and five and six and--

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Marge, I've got five words
to say to you.

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Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.

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You promised you'd only have
six servings of pork a week.

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I'm only human. Now look,
here's wh

Simpsons 2x16 Oh_Brother,_Where_Art_Thou.srt

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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou

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Let's move on to new business.
Have you taken care of McBain?

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Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now
our dear friend has met with a...

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00:01:01,573 --> 00:01:05,088
...shall we say,
unfortunate accident?

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Great. With McBain out of the way,
nothing can stop us!

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Any more new business?

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-Only your death!
-McBain!

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McBain!

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Meeting adjourned.

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-$2.50 for this?
-What a gyp!

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You broke up that meeting.

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Now I'm thinking about holding
another meeting in bed.

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Oh, McBain!

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I want to see the manager!

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00:02:0

Simpsons 2x17 Old_Money.srt

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Old Money

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Next time we'll do
something more fun.

3
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Oh, what could be more fun than
today's trip to the liquor store?

4
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Thanks for the jerky!

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-Say goodbye.
-Bye.

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Good--

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Grampa smells like that
trunk with the wet bottom.

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-He smells like a photo lab.
-Stop it!

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Grampa smells like an old man,
which is like a hospital hallway.

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That's terrible. We should
teach them to value the elderly.

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-We'll be old someday.
-My God, you're right!

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You kids won't put me in a home?

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Well....

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What'll we do?

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00:02:0

Simpsons 2x18 Brush_With_Greatness.srt

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00:00:06,293 --> 00:00:07,612
Brush With Greatness

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Live from Mt. Splashmore,
the county's funnest water park...

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-...it's The Krusty the Clown Show!
-Hey, kids!

4
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You know, today's the last day
of our special week...

5
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...on location
at fabulous Mt. Splashmore.

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I just want to say these people have
been super to me and Sideshow Mel.

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The food, the grog....

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They threw a brunch with fresh fruit
and the most delicious melon.

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The thing I'll miss most...

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...is those special Mt. Splashmore
water slides, God bless them.

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So fun. So many memories.
Excuse me.

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It has been a great week,
hasn't it, Lis?

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Simpsons 2x19 Lisa's_Substitute.srt

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00:00:05,733 --> 00:00:07,451
Lisa's Substitute

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Hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank some drain cleaner.

3
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I heard she fell down a well.

4
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Come on, now.

5
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She's been dumped again.

6
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I won't be staying long. I just
learned I have Lyme disease.

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Principal Skinner will stay
until a sub comes.

8
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-What's Lyme disease?
-I know.

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Lyme disease is spread by ticks.

10
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When a tick begins
to suck your blood...

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...spirochetes infest your blood and
spinal fluid and then the brain.

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The brain. Oh, dear God!

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Come on, Elizabeth.

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Well, now, children, here we

Simpsons 2x20 War_Of_The_Simpsons.srt

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00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:09,848
War Of The Simpsons

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Mmm!
"Hors doovers."

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-Homer! You promised.
-That I wouldn't eat? Never. You lie.

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Please! We've never thrown a party.

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We'll pay back those
who invited us to their homes.

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What about that bash
with champagne...

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...and musicians and holy men?

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-That was our wedding!
-Oh.

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It's time for bed.

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-I want to hear your witty banter.
-You can't have fun in bed.

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Oh, son, when you're older,
you'll know better.

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Oh, baby.
Mmm! Yeah.

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-They're here!
-How do I look?

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-Glasses?
-Gag ice cubes?

Simpsons 2x21 Three_Men_And_A_Comic_Book.srt

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00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:07,452
Three Men And A Comic Book

2
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Hurry, Mom!
All the good comics will be gone!

3
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Good comics?
You only buy Casper the Wimpy Ghost.

4
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Equating friendliness
with wimpiness...

5
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...will keep you
from achieving popularity.

6
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I think Casper's the ghost
of Richie Rich.

7
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-Hey, they do look alike.
-How did Richie die?

8
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Perhaps his materialism
led him to take his life.

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Kids, could you lighten up?

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Now Radioactive Man rules!
He's always saying something cool.

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-He's no wittier than others.
-Oh, yeah? Look.

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He knocks a guy into the sun
and says, "Hot enough for you?"

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